Sentence examples for promise not to piss from inspiring English sources

I promise not to piss it all away next time".

"LORD, grant me one more boom," said bumper stickers on Albertans' cars during the oil-price slump 22 years ago, "and I promise not to piss it away this time".

In Texas you still see bumper stickers that read, "Lord, just give me one more oil boom and I promise not to piss it away this time".

In Texas these days you still see bumper stickers on the backs of old pickup trucks that read, "Lord, just give me one more oil boom and I promise not to piss it away this time".

Even Ed Miliband – who doesn't actually have any power, and so couldn't really do much about the floods except promise not to piss in the Thames – found himself in an impromptu tete-a-tete with that terrifying political beast, Local Woman.

Probably a good idea not to piss it off.

Instead, I'm celaughedng my birtooay, grateful to have finally developed horse sense at the age of 55 and proven that, yes, you can teach an old dog new tricks -- or at least a midlife womanervously

In his new book of verse, This Morning, Michael Ryan ironically laments in "Sixtieth-Birthday Dinner" that: If in the men's room of our favorite restaurant while blissfully pissing riserva spumante I punch the wall because I am so old, I promise not to punch too carelessly.

"I promise not to disappoint," he wrote.

He made her promise not to again.

I promise not to spill a thing.