Sentence examples for farting from inspiring English sources

I live in a constituency so safe that I may as well ball up my ballot paper, push it up my bum and spend the afternoon farting it out at pigeons.

They'll lose control of their senses and start screaming and crying and looting and farting.

Boys are more excited about burgers, space, cars and farting.

Talking about adaptation was for many years like farting at the dinner table, says an academic who has worked on adaptation over the past decade.

In one, they had people tell stories about embarrassing moments, which include lots of anecdotes about tripping or farting in public.

Here's the way the real Uggie likes to relax: stealing food off plates; farting under the dining-room table; rolling in the remains of a dead rabbit; lifting his leg on the sofa.

Yet, in 2013, I feel that Channel Five has found its feet, removing much of the fluff, farting about, bells and whistles, and returning to that old-school, gently creeping format.

One reviewer painted the scene: "If there were not 10,000 people inside then it was close to it; all jostling, pushing, coughing, spitting and farting".

I realised this when I told other members of my family that I was about to sit down in front of a documentary about wind, and farting noises followed me out of the room.

Scheinart said Swiss Army Man originated with an idea of "how a man riding a farting corpse could be a feature... about mortality and big ideas, but with fart jokes".

Yet this is only a way-post on the Torch's 137,000km journey across 20 countries, until some brain-dead apparatchik touches it to a cauldron of coal and the whole carbon-farting borefest gets underway.