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plonker
Grammar usage guide and real-world examplesUSAGE SUMMARY
The phrase "plonker" is correct and usable in written English, particularly in British English.
It is typically used as a light-hearted insult or to describe someone who is foolish or incompetent. Example: "I can't believe you forgot your keys again, you plonker!"
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36 human-written examples
I opened the book while waiting for a show to begin, confronting my GCSE French skills head on and praying that the people next to me didn't think I was being an unsociable pretentious plonker.
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Their attack is, 'Look at Ed.' In brackets, 'What a plonker.' Look at our suave, cool, well-educated man, who can string a sentence and eat a sandwich.
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– Dewsbury "He's a plonker, a wally, a bit ignorant, not really with it".
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Their attack is, 'Look at Ed.' In brackets, 'What a plonker' The only pundit who says he has "no feeling about what politicians wear" is Peter Snow.
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The money, of course, was great, especially for a self-confessed "plonker" who came no better than fourth in her first "Big Brother" showing; £11,000 a month, she soon found, was the minimum she needed for posh cars, a big house in Essex and private school for her two boys.
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One of them was Australian Rodney Pampling, who gained notoriety in 1999 when he led after the first round then missed the cut to prompt the headline "Rodney, you plonker!" Woods chunked his chip at the first hole into the burn in front of the green like a weekend hacker.
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Stood in Hatfield town centre (like a plonker) getting last minute signatures.
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Kevin Maguire, associate editor of the Daily Mirror said: "Spoilt, petty, self-pitying, meddling and a plonker – Prince Charles is a gift … for republicans".
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He wrote others, such as Citizen Smith and Just Good Friends, but it was his saga about the Peckham wheeler-dealer Derek Del Boyy" Trotter and his "plonker" younger brother Rodney that caught the imagination of the public – who demanded more and more episodes and specials.
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"I know that Chisora is brave and that he will have a proper fight with me, he's a proper fighter and I respect that about him," claimed Fury, who had made a few regrettable comments before the combination of sense and the lurking presence of Max Clifford made him issue an apology to Chisora: "Don't be a plonker, I wasn't serious," Fury offered.
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William's card said: "I love you Daddy... even though you are a plonker!" Children never said things like that when I was young, I'd have got a clip round my lughole.
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Expert writing Tips
Best practice
Use "plonker" sparingly and be mindful of your audience. It's generally considered informal and might not be appropriate in formal or professional settings.
Common error
Avoid using "plonker" when addressing someone unfamiliar with British slang, as it may lead to confusion or unintended offense. Choose more universally understood terms like "fool" or "idiot" in such cases.
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Linguistic Context
The primary grammatical function of "plonker" is as a noun, used to refer to a person deemed foolish or incompetent. Ludwig examples show it used in direct address as an insult, and as a descriptor of someone's actions or character.
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Ludwig's WRAP-UP
The term "plonker" is a British English noun primarily used to describe a foolish or incompetent person. Ludwig provides numerous examples from reputable news sources confirming its correct usage and informal register. While not highly offensive, "plonker" should be used with caution, considering the audience and context. Alternatives such as "fool" or "idiot" may be more appropriate in formal settings. As per Ludwig's assessment, the phrase is grammatically sound and commonly employed in informal contexts. "Plonker" adds a touch of British humor, but be mindful of potential misunderstandings if your audience isn't familiar with the slang.
More alternative expressions(10)
Phrases that express similar concepts, ordered by semantic similarity:
fool
A general term for someone lacking intelligence or good judgment.
idiot
A stronger term than "fool", suggesting a significant lack of intelligence.
nitwit
A mild and somewhat humorous term for a silly or foolish person.
twit
Similar to "nitwit", suggesting someone is irritatingly foolish.
buffoon
Describes someone who is ridiculous and comical, often intentionally so.
dunce
A person who is slow at learning or understanding.
numbskull
A more forceful and derogatory term for a stupid person.
blockhead
Similar to "numbskull", implying a lack of intelligence.
simpleton
Suggests someone is naive or unsophisticated.
nincompoop
A silly or foolish person; a mildly disparaging term.
FAQs
How is "plonker" typically used in a sentence?
"Plonker" is used as a noun to describe a foolish or incompetent person. For example, "He forgot his wallet again, what a "plonker"!"
What words can I use instead of "plonker"?
Is "plonker" considered offensive?
While "plonker" isn't typically considered highly offensive, it's still a mildly insulting term. Use it with caution, especially in formal situations or when speaking with someone you don't know well. It's generally considered less offensive than stronger terms like "arsehole" or "moron".
What's the origin of the word "plonker"?
The origin of "plonker" is somewhat uncertain, but it's believed to have emerged in British English in the 20th century. It may be related to the word "plonk", a slang term for cheap wine, suggesting something of low value or quality.
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Table of contents
Usage summary
Human-verified examples
Expert writing tips
Linguistic context
Ludwig's wrap-up
Alternative expressions
FAQs
Source & Trust
94%
Authority and reliability
4.5/5
Expert rating
Real-world application tested