The satirical poet Dmitry Bykov even penned verses comparing the effects of war, propaganda and tub-thumping patriotism on the Russian currency and a penis: as the latter gets harder and more excited with Russia's conquests, the former falls to new lows.
When Kollegaeva visited she was served a penis made of pork fat, served with a side helping of dumplings.
Lady Constantine, who the author remembered had a great record collection which included Thelonius Monk alongside the inevitable disco classics – said "you don't have to be bound by your penis, your sexuality, your class – you can reinvent yourself".
I didn't know that the first approved showing of an erect penis was in Pasolini's Theorem in 1968 (it did not belong to the film's star, Terence Stamp), nor that the first flash of female pubic hair allowed was in Antonioni's Blow-Up (1966).
I would like to thank the Evening Standard for giving me such a wonderful opportunity to raise the profile of engineering and women in leadership, but next time, let's do it without the penis jokes.
I can pinpoint the exact moment I lost support for John Major, for example – it was the moment when, every time I closed my eyes, all I could see was his engorged penis repeatedly penetrating Edwina Currie's moistened labia.
It remains unclear how the penis and testicles will affect the batting surface.
Men aren't simply raped, they are forced to penetrate holes in banana trees that run with acidic sap, to sit with their genitals over a fire, to drag rocks tied to their penis, to give oral sex to queues of soldiers, to be penetrated with screwdrivers and sticks.
Worrall has been suspended for "bringing the game into disrepute" otherwise known in layman's terms as scratching a penis and testicles into a wicket being prepared for an upcoming match.
He noticed ruefully that a few days earlier Adria Richards had herself tweeted a stupid penis joke.
As for transgender people, "a man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of God".
