Given that this will be your first observance of the Day of Atonement (or in your case, Day of AtoneMitt), I thought I'd give you a quick crash course on this holiest of Jewish holidays.
"The Islamic Society kindly seeks your considerate observance of its customs in promotion of mutual respect," the pink card read, in English.
The bribee will appreciate your correct observance of form, and you will be gratified by how quickly things will work out for you.
Here at Sojourners, we've come up with several ways to help you in your Lenten observance.
So, considering Easter is supposed to be a time of excess after your successful observance of Lenten restraint, things are about to get pretty bloody austere if you're old, disabled, poor or out of work.
If you center your holiday around religious observance, your inebriated loved one might back out.
Whatever parenting title you choose, and whichever parenting holiday(s) you celebrate (or if you make up your own observances), may they be times of joy for you and your families.
Join a synagogue that matches your level of observance.
You might think destruction is a bit extreme and that a stern direction to one's executors is surely all that is required to ensure the observance of your wishes.
