Walker says that anyone who needs to take a day off on short notice -- say, for the Super Bowl or a kid's birthday -- is likely to ask a friend, "Can I take one of your La Guardias?" La Guardia may be the worst airport in the history of airports.
Finally, after a nine-month stint, you hang up your hard hat and go home and sit on your La-Z-Boy until you find another assignment.
You'll be on the edge of your La-Z-Boy (which will replace lame regular seats) when all of the dancers' meaningless gesturing is replaced with yelling whatever their characters are thinking and giving the finger at random.
Whereas if you did enjoy it you're a pervert, a state‑of‑the-art barbarian, slumped in your La-Z-Boy recliner like an onanistic chimpanzee, cramming great salted handfuls of maize-based snack between your revolving jaws, ravenously insensible, an unwitting instrument of creeping global moronism.
Worse, it can't serve as a mouse, so you can't Web surf from your La-Z-Boy.
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But you created it out of a few depositions, blog posts and your LA-influenced imagination of what a company you have nothing to do with in an industry you don't understand would be like.
And it makes no sense to try to change a personality and say: 'You know what, you need to have the Niki Lauda, or the Nico Rosberg, or the Fernando Alonso approach, and you don't need your dogs and you don't need your LA and you don't need your music.'.
You may be so smitten with watching big, crisp, gorgeous wide-screen images from the comfort of your La-Z-Boy that you'll find yourself staring slack-jawed at anything at all you can find in high def say, the third rerun in a week of Bikini Destinations: On Location with TheBikiniNetwork.com at Lake Powell on Internet billionaire Mark Cuban's satellite-delivered HDNET.
Move away from your La-Z-Boy.
This isn't your LA glitter metal.
