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Cold enough to freeze your knob off, he might have added in other circumstances.
At the end he asked, 'Any questions?' There was a brief pause then I said, 'How big's your knob?' It could have gone either way, but someone had to break the ice.
The Human League – Love Action One of the girls I pined over in the spring of 1981 nearly fainted when Radio 1 DJ Mike Read allowed the line "I love your knob action" to grace his Sunday-night chart show.
First, you have to see the boots, which turns your knob to the first position.
And remember: Never, ever get your knob polished by a gal who chews tobacco.
Lie in a corridor with your knob fully out and just tough it out.
If you approve of this, then your knob arrives at the next position in the required sequence.
What you probably wouldn't want is emoji-spattered screenshots of you saying you want to plunge your knob into someone or suffocate them with something being uploaded to Tumblr by some indiscreet conquest.
How many times have you been with someone who, due to a total ignorance of how simple it is to beat off a dude, starts wrapping and winding her hand around your knob like a spastic ballerina on E trying to drive a stick shift?
It's so bad that the nurse in charge of the sexual health clinic once said to me, "If your knob's not dripping in gonorrhea, go private".
Get a good look at your knob before trying to take it apart.
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