You can stand off to the side wearing black and sneering through your fringe.
BUMPER A once popular and now rare pouf that looks as if there's a hot roller under your fringe.
"It was never clear what the rules were -whether it was OK to show your fringe or not," she says.
To claim your fringe benefit, you simply comb into the shop or give them a curl on the phone.
"You can pull the rest back in a ponytail and then just wash your fringe when you wash your face," she said.
If you want your hotel to match the theatrical theme of your Fringe visit, check into the affordable (€75 a double) art nouveau Theatrino Hotel.
Alas, poor Lindsay, you and your fringe will be deeply missed (although possibly not by Steve Arnott, who you continued to runs rings around right to the end).
The place you used to go for Book-It can now supply your Fringe addiction.
Remember when you used to have a really complicated symbiotic relationship with your fringe?
Do not spray glitter on your fringe.
