How does your life now compare to your bachelor days? A. Speaking of nostalgia... it's very hard to get private space.
Although what if it was one of those nights when you went directly to your bachelor flat and had no one to tell but the doorman?
And, for the fellas, stick with that tradition of how it's not just culturally accepted but basically mandated that you go to a strip club for your bachelor party.
"And given its private, more intimate setup, Hot Lap Dance is also one of the finest spots to let it all hang out at your bachelor party," the site said.
Except to say this: if only we had met outside the confines of this silly, hurtful game, I know in my heart that I would have been your bachelor.
Or does it sit in your bachelor pad, presumably slightly darker and hipper than the one than where Hepburn's dress sits on its mannequin, but surely just as lonely?
But if not, you still have your bachelor's degree and three years' fruitful – presumably successful – work with a prestigious company.
Employers in the Netherlands tend to focus on your postgraduate qualification rather than your bachelor's, so you have the luxury of discovering new areas of interest in your first degree without worrying about what you want to do later.
If you enroll in a public community college and get a two-year associate degree, you can almost certainly transfer to a four-year college and complete your bachelor's degree in two more years.
Without knowing the nature of your bachelor's degree, and the specialist nature of your career to date, I can't be more specific – but maybe postpone the master's until you've done a UK job for a few years, after which presumably the fee problem wouldn't apply.
Despite the academic step-up from your bachelor's degree, the sense of superiority when faced with an unwashed and hungover population of undergraduates and a dissertation hand-in date in darkest September, it becomes quickly apparent that the really thing serious about being a Masters student is that the people holding the educational purse-strings have overlooked you.
