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Kudos to you, penis.
You just go to the homepage of your favourite grotty superhighway and see what horrible cousin fucking scene has been uploaded so you can spray your beans all over your belly button before you fall asleep with your hand glued to you penis, which hides deeper into your fist as the blood from it re-joins the rest of you.
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Santucci warns that reattachment "doesn't always give you the penis function you had before".
I will not show you my penis, because I respect you so much, but if you did want to see it I would be more than happy to show it to you but will let you take the lead there.
If you have a penis you're regarded as a boy.
Asked to comment on gender gap polls showing male Democrats favoring Sanders over Clinton by a wide margin, McGuire answered without hesitation: "If you like your penis, you can keep your penis".
"When you're choosing Michigan's next attorney general, ask yourself this: Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting?
You old schmuck!" Translated, in Yiddish, I essentially said, "Danny, you old penis".
I want to show you my penis".
As Olga Khazan wrote in a piece for The Atlantic, "It would be ridiculous if a stranger showed you his penis in a bar and didn't suffer repercussions.
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