These people love you.' " Pecker is eager to use his media empire to help his friends, especially Trump, and unabashedly boasts about doing so.
If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants.
I know I put the pecker to you, man, but I ain't had a beer in three days, and I won't sleep until we're completely squared away.
They mostly boil down to inter-male rivalries and hierarchies of masculinity – the pecker pecking order, if you will: the bigger the mister, the bigger the man.
The highlight of every episode was watching Trevor Nelson console contestants with motivational quotes like "Keep your pecker up" and "Off you go, no room for a loser," while Lisa Snowdon stood around in a boob tube saying "Wicked".
Stun fences with razor wire draped over the top also separate men and women, so if you think you can get some trim while in the slammer just forget about it unless you can thread a very thin, eight-foot-long pecker across electrified fences and find a willing participant to receive it.
This bird in the passenger seat started nibbling on Pop Pop's pecker, and it got real hot, lemme tell you.
According to Pecker, "They love to read the worst possible, horrible things you could read about Hillary".
Referee Wolfgang Stark (Germany) 2.05pm You don't need to be the eponymous character in the film Pecker to appreciate this stunning picture of Spain fans watching last night's match against Chile on a big screen in Madrid (although it looks like Gotham City overhead).
"In theory, you would think that Trump has all the power in that relationship, but in fact Pecker has the power — he has the power to run these stories.
You wasted so many "man" hours as a teenager locked away in your bedroom pumping your pecker to near defeat, or playing video games, or something else.
