Crazy Receipt Lady: 'OK … can I have [lists items]…?" Dunkin Donuts teller: "Did you order this yesterday?" Crazy Receipt Lady: "No, because if you mean exactly what I got yesterday it will be a shit-tonne more".
We'll throw in an extra set of knives if you order this face cream!") and, most important, have a call to action ("Call now as supplies of our amazing wearable towel won't last!").
"It makes the world interesting; it creates variety, like a delicatessen — you order this, you [order] that".
"I would always be like, 'Okay, Kelly, what did you order this time?'".
They don't just ask a superficial question, they ask questions like "What did you order this evening?" "What would you change about the dish for next time?" GAR ensures that every guest is greeted the same when they enter the restaurant.
If you ordered it this way in a restaurant, your request was always greeted with good humor, if not with a smile.
If you ever order this, you could be run out of town.
"Ten years ago, if you ordered a salad in this city, it came with French fries in it," he said.
"If you want something interesting, you could order this meal called Instant Heart Attack," he said, examining the menu.
If you ordered a vegetarian meal and this is the case, you should get the same pudding.
