For $300 bucks (plus airfare and hotel), he'll also crash your wedding, go drinking with you, and, yes, stand at the foot of someone's bed to scare them when they wake up.
And, yes, I stood and participated in the famous Jump Around.
Yes, yes and yes: vaccinations definitely stand out as one of the most effective medical advances in human history.
The collection contains interviews with survivors of the Holocaust and persecution by the Nazis, yes, but what stood out for me were three other words: "and their collaborators".
In truth, the yes campaign never really stood a chance.
Meanwhile, Tina Fey moved to Cindy McCain (having hugged her husband first) and gave her a nice two-handed clasp, leaning in for a word, but then there was a moment of...well, awkwardness, as conversation awkwardly dried up and Fey looked out and waved to the audience as Cindy stood by — yes — awkwardly.
There stood John Isner, yes, that John Isner, the really long man who at Wimbledon played that really long match.
But when Smith and the Tar Heels came calling again in 2003, Williams said yes. "When I stood up in front of those kids at Kansas and told 'em that I was leaving, and the feeling that I had when I walked out of that room, that's a feeling I hope I never have again," Williams said Friday.
He endorsed a plan to allow prominent yes campaigners to stand for the SNP or on a joint SNP ticket in May, calling them "the shining stars of the yes movement who awoke the national spirit".
It was only a single word — "yes" — but it stands as one of the more interesting acknowledgments in two months of testimony in the federal trial over the New York Police Department's stop-and-frisk tactics.
