"What are they thinking?" Splash members have recovered abandoned boats, cash registers, big-screen TVs, guns, washers and dryers, shopping carts, engine blocks, an all-terrain vehicle and — yes — the kitchen sink.
Yes, kitchen-based manufacture, that's the answer.
The space once devoted to the front passenger seat is replaced by an array of culinary appliances, including a toaster, refrigerator, hot plate, cutlery holder and, yes, a kitchen sink.
For Republicans seriously concerned about party preservation, the right answers to "whether," "how" and "when" are "yes," "with the kitchen sink" and "yesterday" or "last month" or maybe "Christmas 2015".
No! That's what she called back gaily from somewhere else entirely (kitchen, yes - must be kitchen, I suppose; quite a big flat, this - quite roomy, maybe) - of course I couldn't: anyway, I'm a vegetarian - didn't you know that?
'Ah, yes, hmm, a kitchen: famously, kitchen's are just a massive extractor fan situated over the top of a toaster, a sink, a microwave-hob combination device which I did not even know existed, two cupboards and – despite this being a new-build, newly renovated flat – the shitty-ass piece of shit shit wallpaper is already peeling from the walls.
It is up to us to ensure that the lessons of feminism and gender equality (and all kinds of equality, for that matter) are so deeply rooted in our family's core that they leak out slowly and constantly -- during playdates and in sports and, yes, in the kitchen while we put away the dinner dishes.
