There comes a point in your life when most of the big issues seem resolved (yes, I realize this may be an illusion, but humor me), and the energy you devoted to resolving them could use a new outlet.
And yes, I realize that I could probably use some fashion help myself.
It's not like the critics (yes, I realize linking to Metacritic is hypocritical; I don't care).
And yes, I realize this is a professional product that people base their careers around.
And yes, I realize that "Future Proof" means that you can upgrade it when new hardware comes out.
You are a technology founder, and you have built an AI startup (yes, I realize that is practically redundant today) from humble origins into a world-class unicorn.
(And yes, I realize that many bikers don't fit that stereotype -- my own father included).
(And yes, I realize that unicorns are having a bit of a moment right now, but that's another article).
It's called a bed and yes, I realize I sound like I'm not living life to the max, but the truth is, I'm very happy with it.
And yes, I realize that falling in love with Larry David's walk, may sound crazy to some people, but love is crazy and so are some people.
