It looks like a three-year-old god threw together some cardboard boxes and empty coffee tins and Coke bottles in the sandpit of the Chihuahuan desert, and then forgot it.
The 25-year-old "God Is a Woman" singer responded to Barstool Sports on Twitter after the site published an article called "Does Pete Davidson Have Butthole Eyes?" on Thursday. .
I'm not so much for blinding flashes of light and visions, but who can argue with a three year old who's seen God? "Tell me about God," I said.
"I'm only 59 years old and, God willing, I'm going to be passing him in a couple of years.
They're the ones who believe that the earth is only a few thousand years old, that God created it and all its inhabitants in six days and that fossils are a product of Noah's flood.
Even when I get 50 or 60 years old, if God spares my life, if I got false teeth and I'm still rhyming, I have to rhyme about that.
I'm 53 years old, for God's sake.
The Austrian ambassador Busbecq would note "Suleiman has among his children a son called Mustafa, marvelously well educated and prudent and of an age to rule, since he is 24 or 25 years old; may God never allow a Barbary of such strength to come near us", going on to talk of Mustafa's "remarkable natural gifts".
A six hundred year old man is contacted by God and told that an intolerably wicked humanity will shortly be drowned in a great flood.
For example, a 22 year old female respondent said, " If God wants you to have a baby, He'll let you have a baby".
He grins, and for a moment this 35-year-old dance god looks like a teenager.
