No matter how hard the party leaders strain and push – no matter how many giant limestone tablets they sacrifice in the name of awful garden design – the best they can hope for is an invitation to the clandestine post-election government-forming meetings that will ultimately wreck their reputations and break the hearts of their supporters.
The "terrorists" may be ready to wreck this world for love of another, but the warriors on terror are just as ready to wreck their own democratic world out of hatred for the Muslim other.
The move would reduce total student debt, but business secretary Vince Cable says the cut "would wreck the financial sustainability of universities, reduce the support for disadvantaged students and benefit only the richest".
Still, it is something most skyscrapers don't offer, and a few arsey guards would wreck the positivity generated by this gift of valuable cubic metres and its expensive landscaping.
Beneath the new rhetoric of "progressive politics", all the signs are that the Tories remain committed to small government, with David Cameron recently remarking that over-reaction by the state could "wreck" financial markets.
It was so offensive to many international powerbrokers that the FA feared it could wreck their 2018 World Cup bid overnight.
"What I don't want him to do is wreck the housing market of Australia... Just imagine how you would go if you had to repay your mortgage and your house was not worth what it was when you bought it.
"So much political capital has been sunk into the health and social care bill – not least by the prime minister, who has had to travel the country to reassure people that it won't wreck the health service – that the government is determined to see it pass," she wrote.
The election result on Sunday, with almost all votes counted, appeared to wreck Erdoğan's ambition of rewriting the constitution to establish himself as an all-powerful executive president.
The results wreck Erdoğan's dream of agreeing a new constitution to switch Turkey from a parliamentary to a presidential system that he had made a fundamental issue in the campaign.
Although the coming round should, for example, bring easier access to rich markets for textiles from poorer countries, India was sufficiently doubtful about the nature of the promises on offer to hold out until the last minute, threatening to wreck the Doha agreement.The agenda for the new round is ambitious, not least because Europe wanted it that way.
