Though they could use darker charcoal hues for the footage of an emaciated Eric Pickles paraded before the cameras, bewildered, barely-recognisable, and confessing nine hours worth of crimes, from losing the American colonies up to and including failing to reintroduce weekly bin collections.
Surely she's got some sense of the direction her pal Shane is taking it in, though… "I do and I don't," she says before blowing her cheeks out and confessing that it's not worth speculating.
Despite this, however, only 44 per cent of male respondents believed lad culture was worth worrying about with just under a quarter reportedly confessing to groping a female while out with friends.
Two federal government clerks had embezzled bonds worth $2 million and then confessed in a Congressional hearing.
Why is he confessing now?
In the months since the planning sessions, Sherron Watkins blew the whistle at Enron, Coleen Rowley disclosed botched counterterrorism work at the F.B.I., Cynthia Cooper made WorldCom confess to $3.8 billion worth of accounting fraud and a former European Commission chief accountant, Marta Andreasen, challenged the European Union's accounting system.
Charities will be able to bid for contracts worth millions, they enthuse.I confess this last argument has me unconvinced: the pot of money going to charities is not as fungible as that, surely.
Stéphane Breitwieser, 33, below, a former hotel waiter, confessed to stealing 239 objects, worth an estimated $1.4 billion, from institutions in seven European countries between 1995 and 2001.
One of her clients recently confessed that his net worth had decreased to $8 million from more than $20 million, and he thinks that his wife will leave him.
