They stashed family photos and important documents in a storage facility and crammed a basketball and a football — essential for traveling with a Little League team's worth of boys — into their car.
Through dark blues, modest heels, and high necklines, I signaled that I "fit in" as that "rare millennial" who easily blended into decades-worth of boys club culture.
"Is it worth doing this boy group?" (It was).
A Ms. Pac-Man machine and a pool table mean that no frat boy worth his paddle is leaving anytime soon.
The bête noire of anyone who likes to imagine pop music has anything left worth saying, Soulja Boy has managed to spin one novelty dance craze (Crank That, included here) into a career.
After all, surely every teenage boy worth his salt - and many a teenage girl - has sustained an improper erotic fantasy about John Lennon's mother at some stage in his (or her) psycho-sexual development.
When she said she didn't know, he asked, "Have you ever smelled marijuana before?" When the cross-examination was over, Florence approached the witness stand and said, "Ms. Abbie, was this just another black boy, worth nothing, at your house?" Cox objected, and the judge accused Florence of inserting race into the proceedings.
Was being included in a game of "Eat The Tundra" or a crappy Ben Affleck film really worth schlepping fat boy around the globe all night?
And that, society, is worth letting my boy weep over losing a toy, because it meant a whole lot to him.
Alec and his friends had inscribed on the wall years' worth of teenage boy humor in multicolored permanent markers, notes like i fingerbanged jordan in this basement 2/13/2011 and 69 written at least a dozen times.
