In fact, it's impossible to even hear the race announcer from here, so Will is wearing headphones tuned to a scanner that has 200 stations.
That way, for example, troops wearing specially tuned night-vision goggles would be able to distinguish between foe and friend during a night firefight.
So a Lautner aficionado arriving one recent evening might have been surprised to see men wearing Looney Tunes jerseys and track suits covered in trompe-l'oeil gold plaques.
While an agreement was being reached with the New York City Parks Department to bring sound systems back, a dedicated group of skaters maintained their weekly ritual – silent-rave style – all wearing headphones tuned to the same radio station.
The tracks ranged from a suitably twanging Los Twangueros to a cheerful reworking of the well-worn tune Patricia and a delicate electric guitar duet on the Doris Day song Secret Love.
The screens are also movable by several millimeters, allowing the wearing to fine tune the placement.
During the show last night she even changed the lyrics to reflect her marriage and sang the tune wearing a wedding veil.
Bider says shorter and more vocal samples look better, and we think this is a great way to subtly wear your favorite tune, but we can't promise it won't get stuck in your head.
