The room they inhabit is the work premises of Miguel (Mike) Manteo.
"I went to a client's work premises and spent a whole meeting with their dog's head in my crotch," says literary consultant Diane Hall.
The advice is contained in a section of a wider document to help people secure their work premises in the event of an attack.
Component 1 (15 items) described the work environment stressors, such as cold, wet, greasy and slippery work premises, congested work area, lack of personal protective wears and irregular work hours.
Meanwhile several workers remained in hospital this week after more than 600 employees at Starlight Sweaters, run by the Labib Group, reportedly fell ill after drinking water supplied in their work premises.
If a worker is made to wait or take breaks on work premises, they must be paid, but if they wait at home for a call to come to work, only the hours on the job qualify for payment.
Avoiding any Weiner jokes, Australia's LNP MP for Redlands Peter Dowling had to apologise for trysting with the woman he was having an affair with on work premises and government trips, sending her sexts and explicit photos.
New guidance, revised after this interpretation, had been successfully challenged at employment tribunals, and said that a worker required to be on work premises was entitled to the minimum "even though they are asleep".
She declined to provide her name, she said, because Verizon had told employees at the call center that they would be fired if they discussed joining the union on work premises.
It granted owners the right to convert factories and warehouses into legal live-work premises so long as they brought the properties into compliance with fire and safety codes.
