Let me warn you of the dangerous ground you are wobbling towards.
As Emmelie de Forest wobbles towards the stage, the Lithuanian presenter declares his love for Bonnie Tyler and everything is OK with the world again.
See you in six months!' Paul said goodbye in a rather terminal fashion, made the sign of the cross and I was off, wobbling towards Dover like a child riding a bicycle without stabilisers for the first time.
Since I have always assumed the Tories would win the coming election – though I briefly wobbled towards a hung parliament last month – the latest furore probably won't change much, though it may depress turnout, always a bad thing for politicians in search of a mandate.
Inch by inch the forwards took it closer, until Parra spun the pass back, Trinh-Duc swung his boot and sent the ball wobbling towards the posts - only for it to stutter in its flight and die under the crossbar.
Mike Moore dashes into his nephew's house, starts screaming in his ears, splashes him with iced water and pinches him as his respiratory system wobbles towards collapse.
So, before I knew it I was wobbling off towards Dagenham.
Our leader of the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn, campaigned for remain but was suspected of wobbling privately towards leave.
Just to recap, for those who understandably find this confusing: Britain's foreign secretary, Boris Johnson, campaigned for Brexit but was suspected of wobbling privately towards remain.
