I squirmed through it in 2015, and just about got away without shitting myself.
Finally, after Chambers went 47 days without pinching a loaf – breaking a British record for the most time spent in police custody without shitting – the cops caved.
It's the power to avoid the muséal, the easy-sell Keep Calm and Deep House, and to testify to the historical transcendent power of your art without shitting all over history through exploiting and denigrating your influences.
Without the likes of Wikipedia and in-depth forum debates, I was lacking the nous when it came to things like how to tackle an army of supermutants without taking heavy losses but the same could be said about talking to girls without shitting my pants.
If you're broke but all your friends are making highfalutin' plans that involve withdrawing actual cash from a cash point without shitting themselves at the prospect of the possibility of being blown out for requesting a whole ten pounds from their bank account, then fuck 'em off and have a long weekend in bed.
Because just so we all think we are inexplicably sun-proof, so we all also expect our stomachs to be somehow immune to contaminated water, and that we can drink and chew what we like without any sort of anal repercussions, and what I am saying is: most people in this country can't even drink out of a French tap without shitting, so don't take anything for granted out there.
I'd heard Freak City had a bit of a rep--for what, I'm not quite sure--and that it might be best to steer clear of this three-floor Hollywood Boulevard emporium of absolute outrageousness--fashion, performance, art--without any shit vibes.
"How do I play AC/DC at a hip-hop party without getting shit thrown at the booth?" he said.
"And you don't get to where we are without that shit," Bellan-White said.
On the other hand, life without historical shit is Archie Jones, whose mind is the epitome of the empty room Irie's lounge or bathroom.
