Who else could get away with snapping at Muriel Spark that she has "stockings dangling to dry above every page"?
Fairways hard as concrete, random stagnant water hazards filled with snapping turtles, snakes and mosquitoes, a course layout that has absolutely no rhyme nor reason and less signage.
The Italian star Monica Bellucci is a flaming dark beauty with snapping eyes and a sumptuous décolletage that is rather alarmingly available to the mosquitoes.
I come from a long and leathery line of ornery, horn-handed men who burned their lonesome days wrestling with snapping turtles, squinting at pickerel, junking cars and picking the dump.
The event she credits with snapping her into adulthood, and a writing career, was the death of her youngest sister from breast cancer, which impressed on her that time was too precious to waste.
Tomorrow and Sunday at 1 p.m. at the Kerlin Learning Center, "Diversión con Peces/Fishy Fun," a family workshop where participants can turn paper bags into 3-D fish with snapping jaws.
