"The Roosevelt Board of Education has refused to comply with my order of Dec. 18," he said.
If there's a glitch with my order, I want to talk to a human about it.
"The plan will begin with my order for a unilateral ceasefire," said Poroshenko, speaking at a military academy in Kiev.
Twenty minutes later, I received something unexpected — a call asking if everything was O.K. with my order.
Here there seemed to be a focus on the actual product: a young barista pulled and tossed at least three shots until he was satisfied with my order.
I had a few dishes and witnessed the preparation of just about the entire menu, beginning with my order of a grilled scallop topped with a spicy tapenade and some lobster jus, and served with a rye crisp.
He directed that the state-appointed district review panel, created in 1995 to oversee the Roosevelt system, "take the steps necessary to comply with my order and the law".
Alas, the restaurant was out of kimchi that day, but I stuck with my order.
"The peace plan begins with my order for a unilateral ceasefire," Mr Poroshenko announced on Wednesday.
I will be waiting to hear from you ASAP, before i can proceed with my order.
