Mrs Sartoris, by Elke Schmitter, translated by Carol Brown Janeway (Faber, £6.99) Margarethe married on the rebound in an "ice-cold delirium" and settled into a comfortable routine with a pernickety hubby and a daughter who seems like a stranger.
A two-hour flashback sketches an under-corroborated history of her personal relations; first with a brutish hubby (Raj Kumar Yadav) suspected of terrorist activity; then with Aarav (Emraan Hashmi), multimillionaire owner of the hotel where she drudges.
The mauve gloves she wears for a walk with hubby (AKA Kermie) and Tiny Tim are a masterpiece of Diana Vreeland levels.
The whole record is just drums and gorgeous female vocals from a husband and wife duo, which I'm biased towards since I play in a band with my hubby.
While fans will be spending big bucks to see the game up close at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas, I'll be on the Big Island of Hawaii with my hubby celebrating a milestone birthday.
So let's see, we've got type-A Shirley Crain Elizabeth Reaserr) who deals with her issues by operating a funeral home with her hubby.
Beyoncé looked gorgeous, as usual, in tight leather pants and a black and white sweater as she laughed and chatted with her hubby, who donned a bright blue hoodie and khaki pants.
As well as Cooper, who was killed off on show's Christmas special in 2007, the live tour will feature characters including the Irish nurse Bernie – formerly seen scoffing truffles in a patient's bed – office worker Geordie Georgie and Essex girl Sam, famous for sharing a silent laugh with her hubby Paul Lee Rosss).
Out on a date night with her hubby, they happen upon Sebastian's Jazz Club and once these two old flames make eye contact, we know that they still do love each other after all these years.
Why, one wonders, did smart-as-a-whip Silda Spitzer stick with her hubby, Client No. 9,... and forgive him?
