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Arguing about science with Simon Jenkins is like trying to wrestle with a fart — you can't miss the odious stink but there's almost nothing to get hold of.
The artist Marilyn Minter, whose erotically tinged photographs are the subject of a current retrospective at the Brooklyn Museum, and whom Ivanka follows on Instagram, carried a sign that combined "Grab them by the pussy" with a fart joke.
There is no point wondering if this announcement came shortly after he followed a white rabbit down a hole; he has lived so long in his moral Bizarro World now that to apply even his own logic to his utterances is as pointful as reasoning with a fart.
Though monstrous, her appearances in her granddaughter's book provide its funniest moments, including her cringeworthy friendship with the Queen Mother, and practical jokes (she liked to turn up to parties wearing a comedy nose in the shape of a penis and with a fart machine hidden under her dress).
(A trumpet with a fart coming out of it).
"I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away.
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An old Dormobile van, painted with flowers and with a fart-ing exhaust, dropped them off in the drive.
Lightbody throws in some self-effacing humour – "Here am I, a right mess/ Here you are in the right dress" – and an F-word disrupts the atmospheric calm with the subtlety of a fart in the cinema.
Country stars appear on the fair's main stage and play five or six songs while drunk or high and then stumble into their tour bus with a curse and a fart.
A fart with the supernova velocity and resonance of the Hella Supertone Air Horn unexpectedly erupted from me.
One of her followers, Mr. Badguy (I am concealing Mr. Badguy's first name), retweeted with a photo and a fart (use your imagination).
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