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We talk to our members about the things that you do in private, like wipe your butt".
As one neurologist described it, learning such strategies can mean "the difference between having someone wipe your butt and wiping your own butt".
Hey: you got to wipe your butt when you shit!
If you don't want to wipe your butt call your girl and have her do it, but at least wash your damn hands!
My guess is "one of those shoebox flats where you can wipe your butt from the comfort of your bed", or "a shed some depraved estate agent is trying to pass off as a studio flat".
I should have known that the whole "wipe your butt at school" thing wasn't going to work when my now 7-year-old daughter was horrified at the idea of pooping at school.
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"Wiping your butt with toilet paper — it's gross!" Radha told me.
A place where wiping your butt is viewed as optional.
Have you felt any personal satisfaction wiping your butt with her face?
And to you, the ones who've made it out, don't forget who birthed, nourished, cradled you and wiped your butt.
Figuring out how to wipe your own butt and apply sunscreen without your parents?
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