Sentence examples for wipe myself from inspiring English sources

He was learning how to walk again, how to talk, "how to wipe myself after a poo".

If I hear a lie in my life with my children, with my wife, my work, my audiences, I want to annihilate myself, vaporize myself and wipe myself off the face of the earth".

At a dinner party not long after, where the adults were more interested in each other than in children, I waited for a break in their talk, then announced, "Sometimes I forget to wipe myself".

"And then the Russians would call and I'd wipe myself down and then go whipping down to the other end of the station and do the next step of the spacewalk, and then back to the toilet and back and forth".

I get up and wipe myself.

I can remember the day I could not wipe myself while sitting down.

Durham, dabbing at his forehead, as though waking from a trance, said, "You got me wiping myself off with a sock".

My father didn't have a lot to say to me, but one morning he called me over to him when I came out of the bathroom, turned me around, and pulled down my pants to see whether I had wiped myself properly.

I wiped myself thoroughly, then flushed.

Was it perhaps the opportunity to remove the thick film of gruel that encased my skin no matter how many times I wiped myself down with the wet naps provided with our meals?

Buddy: "Why is there shit on your bill?" Bag lady: "Because I wiped myself with it!" The lady then pulled out a SEK500 bill (€50) with shit on it.