I'll be taking you through the nominees, winners, performances and prettiest dresses from 6.30pm when the ceremony begins.
More information about winners, performances and more can be found in the live blog below the following gallery.
This process is repeated until an evolutionary winner, whose performance is maximized, emerges.
No single control paradigm is the clear winner in performance or preference, suggesting that it will be important to offer end-users multiple control options to accommodate their individual needs and preferences.
There have been reports of interest from the likes of Paris St Germain, Napoli, Inter Milan and Manchester United in Mata, but Mourinho insisted no offers have been received and praised the World Cup winner's performance in training ahead of Sunday's FA Cup third-round clash at Derby.
The 2015 Golden Ball winner's performance in the World Cup final was so dominant it raised the question – in real time, before half-time even rolled around – of whether we were witnessing the greatest performance ever in a title game in the history of American sport.
The winner's performance was assisted, if that is the appropriate word, by regular doses of strychnine (now most commonly used as rat poison), egg whites and brandy, though Hicks is practically carried across the line (not the first time he got a helping hand that day, if this picture is anything to go by).
Totti struck a difficult equaliser just seconds after coming on late in the second half, and then converted a penalty for the winner, a performance that will surely spark more heated discussion over his disputed future with the only club for whom he has played.
Aptitude's trainer, Bobby Frankel, certainly did not sound overwhelmed by the winner's performance and said it might have made a difference if his jockey, Alex Solis, had kept Aptitude on the rail instead of taking the colt wide at the half-mile point.
And yet, there's still plenty you don't know about how this improbable picture was cobbled together, how very different it almost was (imagine it as a Western!), or which future EGOT winner's performance was largely left on the cutting room floor.
