The activities vary from mainstream, like Disneyland, to obscure, like a wine blending lesson near Napa.
And for those who remain upright, Delta is offering Business Elite passengers wine-tasting lessons.
But wineries around the world are increasingly accommodating businesses asking for meeting space, catering and even wine-making lessons for their workers.
For the doers there are cookery lessons, wine tastings and electric-bike rentals.
There are two pools plus free activities, children's clubs, horse riding, disco and – for the adults – wine tasting, cooking lessons and a health spa.
Registries include "cash gift funds" for activities such as cooking lessons, wine tasting tours, sky diving, sailing lessons, mountain climbing and any other experience the newlyweds can share together.
The summer mushroom hunting package at the Four Seasons Resort Vail (fourseasons.com/vail) includes a ride into the mountains, a lecture and a foray with a mycologist (tools are provided), a lunch with wine, a cooking lesson and a three-course dinner; $150 a person.
"We do everything from organizing color war and family softball games to offering cooking lessons and wine tastings," Mr. Fink said.
Ma Huiqin, who has run lessons in wine tasting for 10 years and last year tutored more than 400 students, said that few distributors expected pricey wine sales to pick up soon.
The Clampets are not spending their own money to live here, and they are willing participants in the cross-cultural confusion that will be this show's grease; clips from later in the season show them at a wine tasting, receiving etiquette lessons and trying polo.
