Sentence examples for will shit on from inspiring English sources

Somewhere, in a grotty and undiscovered corner of the world, a bird will shit on someone's window.

Bridey "B": "Hard to tell whether you're going through a cold feet phase, or whether it'll work itself out in time or whether you're marrying a guy who will shit on your couch in six months".

It's a Sunday staple because of Chicken Shit Bingo, which is exactly what it sounds like a chicken gets brought out to a bingo-looking cage, and you bet on which square it will shit on.

* I have a lot of things to say about the Sega Saturn, and my saying them now will shit on the enforced nostalgic glow I was trying to bathe this paragraph in, but needless to say: I asked for a PlayStation, my mother got it wrong, and one 32-bit console is not interchangeable for another, mum, even if it did have Virtua Fighter 2 and Daytona USA on it.

Ones who build you up and ones who'll shit on you.

Eh bien, merde, I'll shit on you'".Mr Sattin does not use this particular snippet, but he makes the point.

"Network for child predators, setting 'em up/ Myspace pimps hoes and sluts/Ya'll exploit rap culture, then ya'll flip on us/And you own The Post, and ya'll shit on us".

"I shit on furniture.

[1] I have a lot of things to say about the Sega Saturn and my saying them now will rather shit on the enforced nostalgic glow I was trying to bathe this paragraph in but needless to say: I asked for a PlayStation, my mother got it wrong, and one 32-bit console is not interchangeable for another, mum, even if it did have Virtua Fighter 2 and Daytona USA on it.

(Maybe next week I'll explain how he shit on the carpet and blamed it on the cat).

Get ready for so much Wubbalubbadubdub you'll be forced to shit on the floor, not least because the universe is huge and you are an insignificant speck that likely has no free will.