Maybe they forgot that Jupp Heynckes is so old that the club announced over the winter break that he will be pensioned off once this season is done.
The comic film is based on the fictional premise that if a driver hits three people within the space of a month they will be pensioned off with 10 years' full pay.
Given the raging antipathy to tackling serious reform of the Lords among MPs who one day will be pensioned off to it, perhaps we can start with baby steps, and just the smallest tweaks to the format.
What was fundamental was the principle of répartition: there would be no pension funds "on the model of certain Anglo-Saxon countries that is not our approach".President Chirac has said, somewhat cryptically, that there will be pension funds, but pension funds à la française.
The result will be inadequate pensions for many people.
Health services will be curtailed, pensions reduced, infrastructure projects cut, educational opportunities diminished.
They will be denied pensions and other benefits, according to local reports.
"Many employers who will be selecting pension schemes for their workers have little or no experience of workplace pensions," said Michael O'Higgins, chair of the Pensions Regulator, in a speech earlier this month.
It will be called "Pension wise: Your money.
The building trade has been good to me and our house will be our pension plan".
