When Mr. Wild sat down to play a second encore, a child walked out with flowers, appearing to be interrupting the proceedings.
The land on which Quehanna Wild Area sits was part of the coastline of a shallow sea that covered a great portion of what is now North America in the Pennsylvanian subperiod.
"Spitting fire!" added Buc Wild, who sat sleepy-eyed in a billowing black T-shirt, his hair springing up through his headphones like an electrified mop.
But a Grand Marnier chocolate torte tastes of little but sweetness, apple pie is bitter with an excess of cinnamon, and warm wild blueberries sit atop a puff-pastry crust so stiff you'd need a chisel to hack through it.
A single wild red poppy sits among the foliage.
Open March-October; from £10 (two adults, two children); 07720 664106, quarryfieldcamping.co.uk Only 30-odd miles from Quarryfield, above, but inhabiting a different world, the Wild Boar Inn sits high on a pass between Congleton and Buxton, and is so remote that water is supplied from its own bore hole.
Pods (sleep three adults or two adults and two children) £230 for three-night weekend or £140 for two nights midweek, open all year, 01335 216220 Set between undulating hills and the wild North Devon coast sits six-acre Loveland Farm, a 19th-century farmhouse tents, tipis, yurts and campervans as well as five modern geodesic domes, all designed by fashion designers Jeff and Karina Griffin.
Once the wild ride is over, have the camel sit.
Stonehaven, Kincardineshire, dunnottarcastle.co.uk doublet1 The wild Isle of Jura sits just off the Scottish coast.
The estimated median ages is between 15 and 25 and the old and battered sits in wild contrast with the brand new.
