Vas is a one-man whirlwind of off-the-cuff asides, rapid-fire patter and evocative picture painting.
And so, another whirlwind off-season awaits.
This time last year, the Jets were engaged in a whirlwind off-season.
To kick-off the whirlwind of reading and speaking engagements, her publisher has released the first chapter, which can be read online here.
Anyway: once the bump-landing buzz of leaving the Love Island villa, coming back to the UK, appearing on Good Morning Britain exactly once and securing PA and Instagram #sponsored #content deals whirlwind wears off, our beautiful sex babies are thrust into a sort of lurching fame purgatory: where do they go, from here?
This paper's Charlie Brooker notes with disapproval the praise-whirlwind set off by Kate Bush's return to the stage.
Increasingly, Yao's world was divided: there was the sanctity of the sport and, off court, a whirlwind of distractions, ranging from the burdensome to the bizarre.
It has been a massive whirlwind since coming off the pitch.
His whirlwind 23 off 24 balls included three boundaries, a six down the ground and a sharp chance to short-leg before being dismissed by his friend and old adversary Yuvraj Singh, whom he once infamously described as a pie chucker.
One Englishman, the rover of the title, longs for everyone he sees in a skirt, setting off whirlwinds of passion among women pierced by his "horrible loving eyes".
And to top off a whirlwind year, she is also expecting her first child.
