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The light to shitting's dark, pissing yourself is a fun anecdote, while shitting yourself is more "key point on the path to an intervention, plus one of your mates is going to have to clean you up with wet-wipes, and there's not really any coming back from that, friendship-wise".
The light to shitting's dark, pissing yourself is a fun anecdote, while shitting yourself is more "key point on the path to an intervention, plus one of your mates is going to have to clean you up with wet-wipes, and there's not really any coming back from that, friendship-wise"; You got away from a round without buying someone a drink.
Though Michael never made it to the interview (stuck in traffic or something?), Isaac and Mel filled me in on their pre-Young Magic days (waxing penis candles, hip-hop telemarketing, delivering lobsters to asshole lawyers) while shitting on Australian joints in America.
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I'm not even gonna ask what kind of snacks you eat while you're shitting.
I couldn't blast out in the open so I'd try to hide it by going to town while she was shitting or showering.
If he continues to persist, tell him you think of him while you shit, or make eye contact with him while you pull out a wedgie.
While I understand the desire to not convey a negative message, alienate fans, or be controversial, taking a complacent, apolitical stance while shit hits the fan all around you is no longer acceptable.
These days, they synch their animation software with a Spotify account, hold down the function key, and count to five while it shits out an end-credits sequence in which a trio of lovable gophers triumphantly shake their rumps to "La Bamba".
Plus: someone can take an entire shower while you shit and you wouldn't notice them.
"If Wilshere's not in the squad, I'm not fuckin' watching," yer da's saying, firmly rustling a newspaper while he shits.
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