Thirty pounds or so for a basic Walkman was all I was willing to shell out, because of their short lifespan and the enthusiasm with which they sucked the juice out of batteries.
After all, Jane Goodall launched her career by observing that chimps were doing something amazing in the proverbial kitchen, poking twigs into the openings of termite mounds, then pulling them out covered in insects, which they sucked off like chunks of grilled meat on a kebab.
Asylum seekers are also offered housing but usually in "hard to let" council properties, which means they suck and nobody who wasn't completely desperate would want to live in them.
Only three survived – so crazed that, when they were rescued, they declined to give up the human bones on which they were sucking.
By which I mean: they suck.
Much has been said about the bosses, so I'll just note that I agree with the general opinion, which is that they suck.
Maybe Clean and Dry didn't invent the desire to have fairer skin out of thin air, but they sure have pushed it up a gear in their veracious pursuit of rupees, which means that they suck.
