One day I drove out to the mall and came home with an oval mirror in a plain dark frame, which I hung in the upstairs hall; I used it strictly for checking my suit jacket.
I knew every palm tree in the grove in which I hung -- which way they curved (which was every whichway); whether they had coconuts or not, and how many.
Its falseness, its meaninglessness, mocked me daily from the position from which I hung it on the mirror in my bedroom.
To which I say: hang on a moment.
There's also this, which is obviously perfect and which I might hang on my manifestation board: Feel free to do the same.
I come from glorified Canadian-Australian trailer trash in the Casey Anthony State, which means I hang Lindsay Lohan pictorials above my bed and grew up with Miami Cartel Princesses who define class as attending Ultra Music Festival after Avicii plays.
"This report became like a Christmas tree," he wrote, "the structure upon which I could later hang my feelings, like ornaments".
Having sat through it, the only knot I cared about was one securing the noose with which I wanted to hang myself.
"I thought this would never happen, but it is time for me to say goodbye to Chelsea Football Club: the club I have lived every single minute for since joining in July, 2004, the club in which I thought I'd hang my gloves and boots one day and finish my career," he wrote in an open letter published on social media.
The era of Saul Bass movie branding has yet to be surpassed, with the exception of the 2010 Catfish poster-which I would hang on my wall, unframed.
