This family wherein I, Mindy Kaling, was the mother and wife?
And Job rent his mantle and said, "Let the day perish, wherein I was born".
Now for the tricky part, wherein I explain to you what "This House" is about.
"Because of a few songs wherein I spoke of their mystery, women have been exceptionally kind to my old age," he slyly observes on Because Of.
"Driven from a city wherein I had dwelt eleven years on the honorable earnings of my talent!" He says he considered suicide.
Or, rather, I had the experience I often have with a box of ginger snap cookies, wherein I can't not finish the whole package once I've begun.
(I wrote a column called Inner Toobin, wherein I would throw around phrases like annus mirabilis on the sports page. It was insufferable).
I enjoyed the journey of self-discovery that MBAs indulge in, particularly a leadership course wherein I identified the factors I valued most in a firm and role.
I couldn't finish another note of the dopey song for P.P. [Peter Pears] and snatched up the 4tet [String Quartet No 1] movement (which is good tough serious music) wherein I am sunk in a sort of joyful oblivion.
He frets to Maria in e-mail that he sounds "like the Thornbirds — wherein I was always upset with Richard Chamberlain for not dropping his ambitions and running into Maggie's arms".
Again I had to refer to the indispensable brochure wherein I learned that Mr. Coffin invited the jazz musician Bob James to compose and perform "a musical interpretation of sunshine".
