When we can sit back and let the car take the strain, what will we do during that three-hour drive to the grandparents, or the 30-minute drive to work?
Christians have a choice: When we sit down to eat, we can support misery and cruelty or we can make choices that support mercy and compassion.
When we sit and reflect, we can be very happy with what we have achieved".
From check-in to security, passport control and boarding, an hour or more of stand-and-drag time has become the standard precursor to that moment when we can sit down, relax and ponder the endless sky.
Maybe we'll find out how long it took Roiland to nail the line, "Who wants to watch a mad scientist use handmade sci-fi tools to take out highly trained alien guards when we can sit here and be a family at Shoney's?" Sign up for our newsletter to get the best of VICE delivered to your inbox weekly.
Why venture outside and talk to ordinary people -- whose experiences and views almost always challenge the traditional labels -- when we can simply sit at our desks and dial up a D and then an R and gather a pair of quotes that supposedly cover the whole spectrum of the American take on anything?
In September, the Austins spent $220,000 on a large one-bedroom co-op with an L-shaped living room and dining room, a balcony and a walk-through kitchen with enough space under the counter that "when we buy stools we can sit there".
With all the hell that life can feed you, there's this golden moment when you can sit down and actually create".
"My life has been centred around using the internet to solve problems or to satisfy my own needs", says Swaby. "We live in an exciting time when you can sit in your bedroom and start your business".
Never stand up when you can sit down, and never sit down when you can lie down".
