Sentence examples for when I pee from inspiring English sources

I have my feet off the floor when I pee.

Sharon Osborne has made the announcement that "when I pee, I don't flush".

He just loves it when I pee in his ears.

I'd like to leave the bathroom door ajar when I pee".

Standing up resonates on many levels: Louis C. K.'s act included a sequence led in with, here is the noise I make now when I pee, which sounded a lot like an orgasm.

I wish I would run into her again, so I could clarify the situation, but in all honesty I wouldn't recognize her if she bit me in the ass because men and woman all look the same to me now when I pee.

But there is another issue I've suffered from since I began running, and it's an issue that dare not speak its name: sometimes when I run, I pee.

When I need to pee, I need to pee right then.

I reserve this for when I find pee and poop in places it should not be...like on any of my rugs, on the wall behind the toilet or even the pile of laundry on the floor waiting to be washed (I don't think I need to explain the irony of this one).

There was a small show of blood when I went to pee and I was starting to get slight cramping pains.

At one point my dick head migrated leftward and got caught in a Bermuda triangle created by the intersection of the hoisting straps, the Frigo sling pouch, and the exterior wall of the undies, which wasn't fun, but when I had to pee it was no problem to whip it free from the pouch.