Simon is the unluckiest person in the UK office, because his beat is "whatever the far-right is mad about this time", "whatever stupid shit Tommy Robinson has said" and then the looming, shadowy abyss of "Brexit", with the occasional light relief of "Theresa May walking across a podium like the skeleton of a woman who died carrying some shopping was cursed by a wizard to dance".
Dyslexics were more unstable during such fixation tasks whatever the distance, far or near.
Whatever the truth, so far it has been a strange election season.
As they say, it presumes that laid-off workers "will rapidly find new jobs" – whatever the industry, however far away the employer.
Whatever the case, thus far, there are no established suitable experimental models clearly showing cardiac aldosterone production.
Whatever the original meaning, "far-away land full of big bears" turned out to be an apt description of the Arctic.
Whatever the cause of the far-too-many fatalities at Aqueduct this winter, it wasn't Lasix.
Here's a prediction (admittedly not a bold one, given the record so far): whatever the Administration decides, it will make the wrong choice.
Whatever the name, we're far from the madding crowd, closer as the crow flies to Astoria or Roosevelt Island than to the tonier provinces of the Upper East Side.
Whatever the grand total, it far outstrips the 6,000 Middle Eastern men recently sought by the Justice Department for ignoring deportation orders.
"There are meteorologists who feel, 'Just because I have a bachelor's degree doesn't mean I don't know what's going on.' " Whatever the reasons, meteorologists are far more likely to question the underlying science of climate change.
