Sentence examples for whacking off from inspiring English sources

Williams plays the father of a loathsome teen who ghost-writes a hideously popular faux diary after a kid dies while whacking off – with hilarious consequences!

In the real world, after whacking off Levi's mullet, Sarah had to veto his plans to go partying and force him to hang around the hotel with her pregnant daughter.

High on the euphoria of confession, Portnoy divulges not simply his fondness for "whacking off" – considerable though that is – but also his desire to escape his Jewish history by heading to the sexual frontier in search of a new identity – "As though my manifest destiny is to seduce a girl from each of the forty-eight states", as he puts it.

They feel justified in whacking off a month or two.

Even Freud might be surprised to find out that fetuses are whacking off in the womb.

Celebrating Valentine's Day long-distance used to mean sharing late night sexts and whacking off over the phone together, hoping to have simultaneous petit morts.

Mr. Adair grabbed an ax to whack off Mr. Matthews's leg.

But of course about this time I discovered that I couldn't whack off.

I think even Jesus whacked off a few times thinking about Mary Magdalene".

He just whacked off the first foot and a half and handed it to her as a souvenir".

Inches more and it would have whacked off my head like a golf ball on a tee.