The Mac Mini is wonderfully small so why waste precious desk when you can simply mount the computer on the back of your monitor?
You're at your desk, wasting time you will later regret wasting.
Since the Industrial Revolution, the ticking clock has measured a worker's worth, whether it's the billable value of your efforts or the time you're wasting at a desk when you should be almost anywhere else.
Put a waste bin near the desk.
A distraction can be as simple as throwing something into the eyes of a pursuer or as subtle as having a friend call the security desk and waste a guard's time.
Anyhow, I reached an epiphany that life is too short, and I'm wasting away behind a desk.
A model of the efficiency for which the Japanese are famous, each room is well laid out with no wasted space, with the desk, shelves and bed built-in as if they were extensions of the room.
And emailing each other screenshots or going to each other's desks wasted precious time that could be spent pushing pixels.
Yet nobody writes poems like the one beginning "The expense of spirit in a waste of shame" as a desk exercise.
I would prefer wasting five minutes at my desk reading about someone's above-average-size piece of seafood to reading about Jennifer Aniston's divorce, and I really care about Jennifer Aniston, more than I think most of her fakeass tabloid-leaking friends do, to be honest.
