The film shows one user being reminded he has a date that evening when he looks up at a blank wall, and then warns him that there is a 10% chance it will rain when he looks out of the window.
A nurse warns him that he may contract the cat flu.
Sharpless warns him that the marriage is no joke, for Butterfly believes in it.
The fish warns him that a close friend is deceiving him behind his back.
The computer warns him that she is likely to be ill and could infect the others.
Dryden warns him that, for 'ordinary men', the desert is 'a burning, fiery furnace'.
Reason, made in God's image, comes down from her tower, rebukes the Lover for his folly, and warns him that her daughter Shame guards and protects the Rose.
At which point, Malkovich warns him that if he carries out this threat, he will get no close-up.
The priest, who knows the country, warns him that his work party's spades are violating a taboo.
His father, a "picker" with anger issues, warns him that books will do him no good in the field.
Hänsel sneaks a taste of the milk, but Gretel warns him that their mother will be angry if they do not get back to work.
