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He's a bit of a wanker, I observe.
Wanker!' I mean, he didn't see it as a funny joke so I apologised".
He's already telling me what a wanker I am, and he's clearly not going to leave.
And so it is that, like a total wanker, I have fallen in love with cocktails.
I've got five more hours of being told what a wanker I am.
Even the outlet that printed this will tomorrow print a couple of columns saying what a naïve wanker I am, or try to find ways that I've fucked up.
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When wankered, I'm less likely to forget the butter.
So this was the pretentious shit those middle-class Guardian-reading wankers I learned about in my parents' Daily Mail were watching?
I've lost count of the amount of times I've been caught up in that Friday finishing work hew, buying rounds for wankers I've never seen before because they're putting their hand in the air.
I also listen to music when I'm running but I'll sound like a wanker if I try and describe that; it's literally everything from minimal techno to KPM library music to some fucking rap act that I shouldn't be listening to at my age.
"The favourite phrase I used to get whenever I went to Liverpool – as soon as I got off a train or out of my car – was: 'Hey, Bob, tell that Tony Wilson he's a wanker.' I must have had that delivered to me thousands of times.
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