So if you were counting on ordering this bad boy for your desk or for your "40-Year-Old-Virgin" style toy lab/basement, you'll either have to contact Gabriel directly, or help him get hired at a reputable toy maker soon.
"We want to retain of the spirit that exists within Virgin service style and service behavior but put it in a context that is equally relevant for business-purpose and corporate travelers".
It is reportedly discussing renting airtime from Vodafone, for a Virgin Mobile-style virtual network where its brand piggybacks on another company's infrastructure.
The low-budget Katalin Varga, shot in Romania in Hungarian, tells the story of a peasant woman embarking on a Virgin Spring-style revenge trip around the Carpathians after being banished from her native village.
His move into the cruise line industry is sure to bring much needed competition and his signature "Virgin" quality and style.
"Cruise ship entertainment" – long the insult of choice for such purveyors of sophistication as Simon Cowell – is perfectly suited to Branson's existing style, and "Virgin Cruises" the perfect marriage of that style with a mode of delivery.
Eventually, they solved the problem in high style: 30 virgins were sent naked across the plain of Macha, walking towards the hero.
So, with its fingers burnt, the Beeb is likely to favour on-air experience, and its chief sports correspondent Dan Roan is seen as the front-runner to join the elite squad of super-reporters; but in Monkey's view it would be daft to rule out Paul Kelso, formerly of the Guardian and Telegraph but now Sky News' sports correspondent and hence no Bond-style TV virgin.
At the Brooklyn Kitchen, diners ranged from insect virgins to Zimmern-style thrill-seekers who could debate the relative merits of wolf spiders and Icelandic fermented shark.
As his son, Idamante, Lorraine Hunt Lieberson proves again that she has few equals as an interpreter of 18th-century trouser roles and that "Idomeneo" can easily equal Mozart's more frequently-heard masterworks.Ancient Greece is also the setting of Offenbach's "La Belle Hélène" (Virgin), but in purely burlesque style.
