Barton tweeted that he would open a "vast closet of skeletons" on the England legend.
They represent a small fraction of the more than 125 suits hanging in Mr. Frazier's vast closet.
"Do u wanna go there publicly "Mr Squeaky Clean," tweeted Barton, before threatening to expose "skeletons" in Lineker's "vast closet".
Her face ready, she stood up and opened the vast closet.
The vast closets at her Upper East Side apartment, which she shares with her husband, David Conrod, a financier, and their son, Lucas, 3, are organized by color, with a heavy tilt toward blacks and navies.
It is an improvised adventure, a game of Let's Pretend with a political twist, with scenes of the two picnicking in the forest on a gourmet feast, plucking the proper ties and suits from vast closets, and talking of cabbages and kings, as it were — and of how they feel about women.
In my book -- and in Vanity Fair -- we ran a picture of Nikki Gregory's vast shoe closet -- the size of a room -- and guests to the house in Huntingdon, Long Island were actually given tours.
Their houses are vast, their closets brimming, and much of the day is spent giving orders to the staff, or, in the case of DeShawn Snow, whose husband plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers, instructing her estate manager on what orders to give the staff.
One is the bedroom that has been converted into a vast walk-in closet.
The camera in "God Save My Shoes" pans rapturously over her vast walk-in closet and the regimented rows of pumps, wedges and sandals within.
Looking not quite so far back into the vast walk-in closet that is fashion history, we honor women from Elsa Schiaparelli to Eunice Johnson -- creators, consumers and instigators who through their loves of fashion found ways to revolutionize what we wear, how we wear it, who wears it and when.
