Assistant Chief Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Coroner told the New York Daily News newspaper: "She will empty trash, vacuum, clean restrooms.
"No other cigarette is being vacuum-cleaned with its high-velocity air jets".
The Flying Solo festival kicks off at Contact in Manchester with Louise Orwin, the Vacuum Cleaner and Christopher Brett Bailey among those involved.
Those on the right have been no kinder: "Fiasco"; "Political Defeat"; "Marine Le Pen: France Becomes a Vacuum Cleaner for Illegal Immigrants".
Two robotic models, the Roomba and the Karcher Robo Vacuum Cleaner, are available in the United States, and in May they will be joined by the Trilobite, an automatic vacuum that is already sold in Europe.
Why do so many districts end up as misshapen Rorschach inkblots with nicknames like "the Earmuff," "the Flying Giraffe," or, in the case of a State Senate district in upstate New York, "Abraham Lincoln Riding on a Vacuum Cleaner"?
(The Roomba, which is manufactured by the iRobot Corporation of Burlington, Mass., sells for $200 to $250 depending on the model; the Karcher Robo Vacuum Cleaner, made by a German company, costs $1,495 at www.frontgate.com).com
Fans of Terry Pratchett will be happy to know that Penguin Random House are publishing a new collection of Terry Pratchett's short stories for children: The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner in summer 2016.
Best deals: Three for two on all interior paint; Keter Store It Out Garden Storage reduced to £79.99 from £114.99; Karcher WV50 Handheld Window Vacuum Cleaner down to £29 from £49.99.
Dyson V6 Cordless Vacuum Cleaner: £299.99, dyson.co.uk Again, don't actually tell Dad he's a slob and needs to clean up after himself, but a Dyson is a highly appealing vacuum and is gadgety enough to make him want to keep things tidy.
Young Wheeler's front-porch campaigns around Rochester not only made him permanently dog-conscious but also gave him an insight into door-to-door selling which was to come in handy years later when the Hoover Vacuum Cleaner Company became a client of the Tested Selling Institute.
