If someone puts me in a room, I'll have 25 minutes of absolute quality, then for the rest of the day I'm useless.
Will there ever be a day without issues?" Lewis Cook tweeted: "Southern trains are just useless," while Steve Slack wrote: "Southern Trains.
And just as with the credit-raters, the result is often so unsatisfactory as to be useless.
"This body [Moscow district council] is completely useless.
For this reason De Luca is calling no witnesses in his defence, no technical expertise in support of his conviction that the projected tunnel is useless.
"It's worse than previous years; we hardly get any electricity and the air conditioners become useless".
Why complain about RBS's timebomb disposal expert's pay when fairly useless footballers and their recently unsuccessful £6m manager get paid so much, asked emailers.
Is he a useless dweeb or a ruthless, power-hungry cad?
Then you realise that all the pictures are useless because your thumb was over the lens – and you apparently took each photo while performing some sort of star jump.
Ricky Stuart's Canberra Raiders, hitherto friendless and apparently useless, have won again.
It's the contrast between yellow skin and curling black hair; the sloping shoulder; the sallow buttock; the nubby, ribby little tits, their useless pink nipples rimmed with spider's legs.
